So, for the past week I’ve had… how to put this? Lower-intestinal problems.
I’ve tried eating normally. I’ve tried eating bland food. I’ve tried not eating. Nothing has worked.
Now, I’m not completely better, but I feel a heck of a lot better than I have for most of the last week.
Weird, but true.
Think McDonald’s would be interested in knowing the curative powers of their food? And more importantly, do you think I can get an endorsement deal out it?